So yesterday, I jumped into a ZR van to take Shakir to school. There was a chubby conductor with his hair plait in cornrows, who looked like he should still be in school. Anyway, the van leaves the van stand full, but since they like to squeeze a fourth person in seats that are designed for three, the driver stopped at a nearby bus stop to pick up a woman who was waiting there. Now this woman wasn't small. She wasn't fat but she was round and had a lovely big backside, unlike me who is a little on the flat, broad side. Its not self bashing, its the honest truth and I accept it. Anyway, the people in the seats didn't move. There was a man who tried to go around, but the schoolboy sitting beside him didn't budge and neither did the matter woman on his other side. The girl told the conductor she would love to get in but there is no room and he gestured again to the space. The space looked like a shallow river between two mountains. Now, sitting right behind the people who refused to budge, I had an excellent view of the situation, so I was extremely surprised when the woman got into the van and attempted to sit down. I bit down on my lip to stifle the laughter that rose in my throat as I saw the large, round bottom lowering slowly onto the people who didn't move. I made a quiet comment about the woman's fat behind and the girl next to me snickered. I couldn't believe that she got into the van. Half her butt cheek was on top a woman's leg and the woman yelled to the conductor, "this going to be just a dollar right?" The conductor told her he could put her out and eventually he did. Me, I had a terrific laugh.
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About AllisonAllison is mother to two active boys who challenge her on a day to day basis with their escapades. In her other life, Allison juggles a regular day job as a marketing executive in a health food organization. At night, when everyone is asleep, she dreams of being a fulltime writer and super hero. Archives
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